I guess I'm blogging now?

oh you’re fucking normal huh? idiot

Numbers don’t lie but people can sure as fuck pick and choose the numbers they give you and phrase things to make them sound like they mean things they don’t

learn fucking stats or at least how they can hurt

As a wise man once said: There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet

March 22 2019 is gonna be CRAZY

There’s no op because this post was sent from god himself

supernatural got cancelled today op was right

I have to pee, can somebody show me to the toilet?

sure *opens mouth*

*puts a gun in your mouth and pulls the trigger* anybody else?

somebody mod this into portal and let the physics engine work it out.

The implications are terrifying.

Holy shit

I get so tired of having to remind people this, but Draculas are OBLIGATE CARNIVORES and cannot be kept on vegan diets. Coconut juice is a fine supplement but it CANNOT be a whole meal replacement, Draculas who only get coconut juice lose their shiny coat and it’s bad for their fangs. That much sugar can also give them diarrhea which is DEADLY to an animal like a Dracula as they can dehydrate easily! Always feed a species appropriate diet.

sometimes i’m like “i should buy some orange juice! i love it i don’t know why i never have it in the house” and then i get some and i remember it’s because some kind of dormant Scurvy Prevention Instinct activates within me like a sleeper agent trained to seek and destroy, except it’s just me standing in front of the open fridge at two in the morning chugging juice straight out of the carton like a crazed citrus gremlin 

@shadowsole I bet this pug eats steamed food too

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

y in mario party

there was a g in this one too tho

y'all thought the guy who played pennywise was sexy, i ain’t forget

I don’t usually post anything other than my own work and the occasional fanart here but IF THE BOOT FITS

Guys, this is why I LOVE when people ask me questions about TeaFeathers!  Questions help me out so much, and are so fun to think about and answer!

Same. Though I frequently forget to ANSWER questions I read all my asks and sometimes it helps me work out things I hadn’t thought about yet.

@hytheter pretty much rn