dam this is rlly it huh

Hey boss man can't come in to work today. I'm just not feeling the love. You know how it is. Not feeling the love. At all

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

affirmation: nobody is going to shoot me for being awkward

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy

Let’s play doctor. I'll go first. You owe me $3200.

OP, this is genuinely a masterpiece, three poems in one, moving and well craft. Please tell me you have submitted it to at least some poetry contests, and if not, please do so.

do not go to therapy. enough people went to grant us all herd immunity. we are all fine and we will all be fine God bless

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box