I Stole All Your Cookies

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

don’t abandon joy because it is brief. don’t commit to solitude because happiness is fleeting. it’s okay that good things do not last forever. it’s okay to simply enjoy a thing for as long as you have it.

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

We jailbreaking browsers now lmao

yeah sure i'll reblog that

sometimes i just think about Overwatch and just get sad

"go to hell" is basic. "i hope your favourite game that literally shaped your teenage years gets sequel after sequel undermining its previous themes and only serves as a cash cow for the company" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying.

@localairport does this young man even have a pilots license

I’ll be real with you we don’t actually check, if you walk in with confidence and a pair of keys we dont question it.