"like colors, but if colors hated me"

Tyranny is like if they dropped a buzzfeed employee from 2015 into the plot of her favorite fantasy series. which is why Wicander is like a fantasy prince who has been taught how to interact with normal people by a buzzfeed employee from 2015. "they should be at the club" wrong. they should be writing listicles and eating sweetgreen

“this meeting could’ve been a email” except its “this esoteric children’s punishment could’ve been a normal conversation with them”

"its ok if you find people annoying as long as you dont like act on it" yes but more of you should be investigating WHY you find somebody annoying. is that woman too outspoken and "bitchy"? is that black man not "polite enough"? is that disabled person too whiny and victimizing? is that child too clingy and attention seeking? you need to actually ask yourself WHY people make you feel a certain way. you still dont have to be friends with them but i think it has to go further than just staying polite. life gets better when you unpack why certain people bother you, and it can help you develop not just patience but also empathy for people different to you. which sounds like some childrens cartoon bullshit but a lot of you need to hear it anyways, apparently

@ everyone in the notes: stop adding things. it has horses.

Does it actually have horses plural? I always thought it was the same horse multiple times

dont you hate it when youre given a really cool leather jacket but it turns out to be pleather. fuuuck man now the dangerous crow boy whos job it is to destroy plastic will become obsessed with me

"but how am i supposed to make music without using ai when i cant singgg :(" oh look whos too good to make midwest emo