Vibes

drug testing my employees to make sure theyre not fucking squares

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

That’s a tarot card

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

Shoutout to characters that are both genuinely deeply kind and also genuinely terrifying and willing to spill buckets worth of blood to get something done. And neither of these are an act, they're just both very true.

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

"i want them to make each other worse" i want them to have an impact on each other that's hard to define as objectively good or bad but is still sure to change the trajectory of their lives and alter their very being on a fundamental level forever

an ancient relic has been discovered that could topple the delicate balance of power between uncles & nephews once and for all

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

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