Listen up folks! I got something to P-S-SAY!~

You’re a lovecraftian deity that wants to have fun and be nice, rather than instill fear in the hearts of millions.

100% unprocessed all natural poisonous mushroom salad, with ingredients you can pronounce and trust

non-GMO

it’s just a bunch of poisonous mushrooms in a bowl

it will cure any illness or ailment you have (because it will kill you)

ancient god (self-diagnosed)

I may not be your god, but you better believe that I am one.

Oh my god  D:

here’s a bad idea: listening to this in the dark by yourself

MOMMY

SWEET JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON HIGH SAVE MY WRETCHED SOUL BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN HELL AND THIS IS PLAYED AT THE GATES.  

I actually kind of find this funny because I keep thinking there’s a trumpet player trying to play but these people in the audience keep laughing for no reason and the trumpet player’s trying so hard to keep the show going, but keeps stopping and staring at the people laughing. Then the trumpet player gives up as the people probably fall out of their seats laughing.