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queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprised

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

did you know you can reblog a post without adding things to it

Ok this one’s allowed cause its freakyyyyyyy

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

folks makin those PSA posts against shipping real life celebrities treat rpf like it kills them and im like if pete wentz gets distressed when i post about him getting blasted in the ass he can go look at his bank account to feel better

when a song has a callback to earlier songs on the same album or even songs from a previous album. that’s the good shit right there

wait... i wan a go to puppies world

Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel

mind you this decision comes 2 days after a prominent Iranian gaming streamer found out he was demonetized for using the "Iran" tag and lost all his revenue for the past month. people are reporting that the Venezuela and Ecuador tags have also resulted in withheld ad revenue. and make no mistake, this is entirely thanks to racist freaks like destiny and h3h3 making a hijabi woman the poster child for their hate campaign.