Unoriginally Unoriginal

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

man you know female characters can have important platonic relationships and care about people without being a mom or sister or wine aunt right

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

that one friend who’s too blue

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

computa make my mutuals have a great day

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws an unbaptized baby

Holding my blorbo up by the scruff of her neck to show her to you

more people need to start making OCs because I just saw a post of a woman who named her real life human baby O'lyrix and I think that child's life could've been saved if mommy had just gotten all her quirky naming conventions out on a fantasy character instead of inflicting it on someone who's gonna have to submit a job application someday

the Ice War on Europa...

Breaking my several year harry potter silence just to say that in the Apollo Justice Trilogy, they removed the harry potter reference they originally had in the game. Which means that if you still consume hp content and talk about it, you are doing worse than fucking capcom

Everyone reblogging this post saying stuff like "they probably changed it because of copyright/dated reference" NEEDS to know that 1. There are multiple references to Doctor Who and Star Trek and a character probably named after someone from Battlestar Galactica of all things and 2. The lead writer for the localization stuff with Ace Attorney uses they/them pronouns.