Y'all, I Can't. I'm at 2

Should I cross-post All Roads here? I know most tumblr users have an AO3 but for those who do not would you want me to crosspost the fic????

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist

The Ryan Gosling Cinematic Universe is just SuperWhoLock for the modern times

also if you say anything about it they'll be like omg just let people enjoy things!!!!!! like sure ok yeah. but this character does not exist in a vacuum, they exist in a piece of media that is making political commentary, commentary that you are pretending doesn't exist by blorbofying him. it's still weird

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

Whumpee is kneeling? Good. Now kick their knees apart.

i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

#grace rylands himself in his mind sometimes but i don't think stratt evas herself. hashtag her fortress of will

*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*

Reblog to bap the person you reblogged from with your paws

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control