Mind misread.

god andrew acts like such a tough guy but what was he gonna do if neil didn’t like him back??? was he really going to let this exy obsessed weirdo ruin his life?????? the answer is yes and that’s why he’s so mad at neil all the time

the inherent homoeroticism of someone else bandaging your wounds

haha yeah man thank you for not letting me bleed out on the floor and shit. Now kiss me on the mouth

On an evolutionary level having a pet fall asleep on you is pretty crazy, there’s so much trust there it’s like, “hey little animal don’t you know I’m an apex predator? thousands of years of domestication to make you take a nap on me” but also there’s a lot of stupidity there too, like if I play on the computer too long my cat decides to draw first blood on my feet