stay wild, moon child

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

Rule of thumb: In every oppressed group, the women are having a worse time of it. This is due to a concept called "misogyny", which intersects with everything

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

begging tumblr poll tournament runners to properly seed their brackets

randomizing matchups leads to the two strongest/most popular options against each other in the first round. seeding the bracket lets you knock out noncontenders early and allows for both dramatic upsets AND a naturally building sense of tension and fulfilling climax. i know this isn’t the sports website but please. take a page from the sports handbook. seed your bracket. please

i'll always make fun of how stupid the "born evil baby" trope is but truly it is such a wretched trope i hope it dies forever

it's like the perfect package of "child you are allowed to harm" and "easy way to not interrogate how commonplace child abuse is". thank goodness this child was simply born wrong, we never have to examine the conditions they grew up in.

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

something they never told me about adulthood: mimic keys will attach themselves to your keychain in the hopes you use them and they can have sex with your keyholes