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crewdlydrawn

This encompasses so succinctly why I love so many villainous characters.

foxes-in-love

cowboy-garfield

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

pancakeke

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

anarqueeen

Evil macklemore (mackleless) song about buying brand new shit you don't need called Gift Shop

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

i spend your granddad's cash

i'm buying drop ship trash

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I’ve hear about how having cats makes you immune to hauntings, ghosts, spooky midnight noises etc but. for years I’ve been dealing with a panic response to unexpected nighttime noises, major enough that the adrenaline can keep me from falling back asleep for hours.

A few weeks of living with a cat and my brain’s been reprogrammed. last night at 4am the furry little shitmuppet broke a vase & I only woke up long enough to call her a rat bastard & roll over back to sleep

phinarei

Oh shit. This totally made me realize that it must have been my cat that killed my fear of the dark. I used to be intensely scared of walking into dark spaces. Hated any area where I had to turn a light off before I could turn another one on.

Enter my mostly black demon who likes to jump out of dark spaces at me.

Now I can just walk through dark rooms with no anxiety. I’m now used to the darkness taking physical form and jumping at me. At this point if a monster did jump out of the darkness I’d instinctively reach for the cat treats to offer it.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

holy crap what other fears do cats make you immune to?

I’m no longer scared to dangle my foot over the bed bc of demons with sharp claws & glowing eyes, i’m scared to dangle my foot over the bed bc of one specific small furry demon with sharp claws & glowing eyes

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#fuck off beelzebub my cat has dibs

so-i-did-this-thing

My cats are legit part of my grounding strategy for when I have sleep hallucinations. As part of my sleep paralysis, I “see” corpses in the bed next to me on a frequent basis, or shadow men lurking in the doorway; if there is a cat blissfully, softly snoring at the foot of the bed, I know I am safe, despite what my brain is trying to conjure.

notsafevorework

the sound of my door opening slowly, but theres no one there. my cat. somethings clawing at the walls, glass or window screens, cats. somethings fucking licking my toe in the middle of the night, my fucking cat again. nothing can hurt me its all cat

vicshush

Unearthly noise? Cat.

Movement out of the corner of your eye? Cat.

Objects moved? Cat.

Inexplicable smells? Cat.

Corpses (small)? Cat.

Ectoplasm right in middle of the room, which you won’t notice till you step in it? Cat.

jenroses

Do cats make the ghosts go away? Nah. They just make you stop being scared.

the-haiku-bot

Do cats make the ghosts

go away? Nah. They just make

you stop being scared.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

somanyfandomsonly1username

My cats got rid of my fear, not because I assume every noise I hear is from them, but rather if my OCD is telling me not to look outside because someones out their waiting for me to see them so they can kill me, I know they aren’t actually there because my cats aren’t reacting.

Until they do some stupid shit like staring at my vent for 2-3 hours without moving at all for seemingly no reason what so ever

sp0re-speaks

jncos

No money: I need food

One money: I need a cool silver ring with a skull on it

monamoni

jacquesfroot

made the image longer so i could draw those sparkly feet...

#dcc #dungeon crawler carl

tinybed

comealongphil

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

punkrorschach

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

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calevine

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀» join our x.

#aftg #all for the game

snowselkie

jesus tweets

theoneofwhomisblue

Wunk regains the land

digitaldiscipline

That is a catfish in the sense of I HAVE NEVER BEEN FED IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD

derinthescarletpescatarian

anneemay

nyancrimew

this is GREAT two sentence horror actually

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lumsel

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

unusual-pybro

m1dori-eyes

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

that-art-cat

Dungeon Crawler has rotted my brain

#dungeon crawler carl #dcc

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