You'll trip, but I'll fall

staring at you with unbridled lust in my eyes as you yap about your nerdy interests

The King told me he was gonna kill the queen and make me his 4eva!

he's so prettyyy (i wanna edge him for hours)

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

“i’m going through something” and it’s the incredible need to impregnate a man

posting all the degenerate things i have to say telepathically today so if you feel a dark sense of arousal in the back of the throat ur welcome

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

the princess needs to lay on the floor for two hours. the princess needs to writhe

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

Brain FOG? oh, no no no. I said brain FAG. I'm stupid AND gay.

When you can see the underwear waistband peeking out above his pants reblog if you agree