how curious?

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

You should be able to adopt adults for inheritance purposes like in Ancient Rome. Yeah this is Cathy the 23 year old and she’s my daughter now. She has my last name. When I die she inherits the tire shop.

Cathy will bring glory and dignitas to this America’s Tire franchise location just as I and my father did before her.

deadbeat parentified child

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

clit is short for classical literature

Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that