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i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling

james baldwin was so right when he said you think you’re alone and then you pick up a book and realise someone else has felt the same way as you and managed to find a language for it. the realest shit

Imagine you and your icon reenacting the boat scene from Titanic.

Happy 10th birthday to the post that completely destroyed us

whenever i go back through my blog to look for something i end up wasting a lot of time just looking at the posts because for some reason it's full of stuff i would reblog

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

New medieval peasant cultural exchange post. Medieval peasant shows you the real night sky and you light on fire and explode.

i have to admit, it does make me contemplate the latent eroticism of art pieces that i would not have considered erotic without the label

whenever someone calls USAmerican English the 'movie accent' I remember how somewhere last year I was on a train when suddenly the silence was broken by an american voice behind me somewhere and I immediately thought "Oh no, someones playing their tiktoks out loud again" and automatically turned around to put a face to my annoyance like you do when someones driving bad, and turns out a few rows down were just some actual in the flesh USAmericans having a nice conversation amongst themselves. I am sorry Americans I'm glad they let you out of the phone