Because I said so...

tomorrow

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

Queueing this for next year

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

On the one hand I have kids so it isn’t exactly time off, but on the other hand, pivoting in circles while they do loud and bewildering things around my ankles is what that’s like so, yeah, exactly

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

@elodieunderglass have you seen this yet?

That’s very cool!

At first i was like: why the hell is this on tumblr?! And then it suddenly made sense...

This is incredible.

to you that's just a funny kitty but to me that's my MUTUAL'S funny kitty. [smugly] i know its name.

hating the franchise you’re fixated on is a rite of passage

to the person who said “of course OP is a Star Wars fan”, fuck you

Unmute for CHMPCH CHMPCH CHMPCH

Airport stress level gap relationship