Fair is Fair.

i would rather die than market myself on linkedin. it's the modern day version of a peasant doing a little dance to convince the king to let him live

the reason pete wentz keeps writing about not making it to heaven is because he knows he's to blame for brendon urie

hold on let me google something

what the fuck

don’t think surgery should cost anything at all for the patient actually. if anything the surgeon should be paying ME for the privilege of playing around in my organs. removing one. just squishing around in there. that shouldn’t come cheap

Not anymore she doesn’t

#this is how vampire siring works

D&D encounter

That’s an incredible fursuit as well, holy shit

The best fursuit his optical heart rate monitor money could buy

Technically, they're only called "Rabbits" when they're still beneath the earth's crust. Once they erupt (from their burrows), the proper term is "Bunnies".

(chanting) normal girl normal girl normal girl normal girl normal girl normal girl

I love listening to classic jazz singers because they absolutely refuse to sing a song the same way twice

*listens to one recording* Oh here's the version that sound haunting and ghostly. *listens to another recording* Oh here's the version that sounds upbeat and fun. *listens to another recording* Oh here's the one where they just let the trumpets go absolutely bonkers in the background

english teacher, white knuckle gripping a copy of hamlet: do you know who else was a poor little meow-meow?