SHITKICK ME TO THE MOON

-Unclench your jaw, drink some water, take your meds.

-Perfect is the enemy of done. You know that, I know that, so let’s all try and believe it.

-All the tiny cryptids have declared today as “NO”. I agree with them.

(HMU 4 illustration / Animation g1gs)

I know I’m the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. I’m begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I can’t take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I can’t keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. I’ve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. I’m getting nothing done.

Scottish dagger with antler hilt, 19th century.