Cosima babe

alright disney,,,,,,if yall are really going to be going on some ‘live action remake of all our old cartoon movies spree’ then listen up,,,,,atlantis. do you hear me?atlantis the lost empire (2001). diverse cast. strong plot. good moral lessons that kids will understand. everything. no more cinderella no more snow white no more sleeping blondie. a t l a n t i s

If I get to see the giant lobster break their submarine in top quality cgi I am literally gonna die

Wearing men’s deodorant and watching the straight girls I work with faces’ become Confused and Attracted because I smell like a Hot Guy™ (their words) is a bisexual power move and you can’t tell me otherwise.

Plus, for the first couple of days you also feel constantly Confused and Attracted and where is the Hot Guy™? And then you realize that the Hot Guy™ was you all along.

Maybe the real Hot Guy™ was the antiperspirant we found along the way.

The secret to bisexual enlightenment is somewhere in this post.

If these girls are smelling you and thinking “AM HORNY” I am thinking these girls are not as straight as they previously thought they were

Yeah 100% this!!!

They are GAYWAKENING THEIR BISEXUAL SIDE :D

I’ve also seen them labeled as “big kid size 6”

don’t flirt with me!! ………. i’m delicate and foolish

please flirt with me! i’m delicate and foolish

My gay heart ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

I’m not

BOOBIES

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

boobies are great

This is what tumbler was made for

I love this

that is one huge pecker you got there

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

YES.

All the NSFW

Thank you for this blessed post

usually don’t do nsfw, but you gotta admit those are some great tits

@cursed-cactus-things ok, this is the only funny nsfw joke youre allowed to make from now on

YESS IT’S BACK ON MY DASH!! THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR 😂😂😂

j/s but one of the reasons (there’s more for each of these) that popular porn categories include lesbians and nuns. irl, they won’t consent. and teens. they can’t. 

but seriously, lesbians and nuns specifically have lives that totally decenter men and reject sexual relationships with them, so obviously, men, being disgusting, fetishize the hell out of them.

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It’s the same reason they love hidden cameras and watching women pee. Any aspect of a woman’s life that is not typically shared with men is automatically titillating, another boundary they can get off on violating.