I've got all this love I've got to keep to myself

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

Can you swap their heads ?

The convergence 

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i wish there was some kind of picture featuring a wolf and a lamb/bunny and it would be some sort of metaphore. like i just think it would be badass but i,m probably alone in this niche. nobody likes this

im probably fucked in the head

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

norp

I shoved a nerd in my locker. so nobody steals my precious nerd

Sammich