Terminal Pancake Velocity

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

I go by “Unty”! Rhymes with “cunty”

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.