UhhHhhhh

The laundry is always dirty. Has anyone else noticed this? Like what's the deal with the laundry always being dirty?

my favorite thing about the "guy fieari doesn't swallow" controversy is that in every video i've seen on it there's someone in the comments going "actualy we were featured in diners drive in and dive episode 342 and he came to our restaurant and he definitely ate our food on and off camera like he cleared the plate and he's a really chill dude actualy" and it's like. does guy fieari know that he has a loyal army across America defending him AS WE SPEAK against the stupidest conspiracy theory i've ever heard of

guy fieri doesn’t what now?

Psst. Hey. That cute photo of the barn owl looking between its legs is ai. The watermark is still in the photo on the bottom right.

everyone loves me because of the gifts of hair I leave all over the furniture

Actually witches grow from the bottom of the cave up while wizards grow from the top of the cave down

seeing mutuals in my notes like yes...i'm entertaining the besties

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[ID: tumblr tags reading: *has character development* Woah (all caps)!!! not yet pal /end ID]

Happy Pi Day, everyone! Have a visual that I will think of for the rest of my life.