Biosafety officer to the bridge

Ah, Patrician’s Day. The children wave their paper flamingos on a stick, and Dibbler sells slices of dry bread, and the whole family can attend the execution of a mime at 12.

The parade doesn’t have music, mind you, but you can get free music sheets to read while you’re there

i think about this post so often

Does anyone know what to do

Driving in Boston is so funny because the street names are so old they make no sense now! There’s no river on river street, no beach on beach street, no school on school street, no market on market street, no quarter on quarter street, no hope on hope street, no mercy on mercy street, and no escape on any street at all

Official Post of Massachusetts

scalloped potatoes that take the pain away

beef that makes you someone it didn't happen to

buttered rolls that make the world a little softer

we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

Blorbaux from my tapestries

origin of the glass canon