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just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

every year is the year of fat women with glasses

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

every time a female character gets called the mom friend i shoot another hostage

suckin her cock welding style

Hi. What does this mean?

uncomfortably hunched over in a way that hurts my back, fully clothed, and sweating out of both heat and nervousness that I'm going to fuck it up. and then it sprays all over me

Very well, carry on

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices