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Help me settle an argument:

What’s more of a white person behavior

Having a list of favorite cheeses (despite being lactose intolerant)

Refusing to eat any cheese but cheddar

Remaining time: 6 days 21 hours

#my post #tumblr polls #cheese #white people #for context we are both very white

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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

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phineas and ferb heritage post

#phineas and ferb #I love this so much

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Rereading Darkstalker, have a Fathom

Buddy needs therapy. So much therapy.

‘PTSD is a good thing actually it stops me from killing everybody’ - Guy who’s first spell didn’t work because he was too polite

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Indigo!

Tried to make her look stronger than Fathom, since she’s a guard.

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Clearsight :)

#wings of fire #wof clearsight #wings of fire clearsight

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Rereading Darkstalker, have a Fathom

Buddy needs therapy. So much therapy.

‘PTSD is a good thing actually it stops me from killing everybody’ - Guy who’s first spell didn’t work because he was too polite

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Indigo!

Tried to make her look stronger than Fathom, since she’s a guard.

#love her #Now to fix my clearsight #and then I have an idea for a WOF video #I also have a concept for peril that I need to draw at some point but that’s for another day #wof indigo #wings of fire

Rereading Darkstalker, have a Fathom

Buddy needs therapy. So much therapy.

‘PTSD is a good thing actually it stops me from killing everybody’ - Guy who’s first spell didn’t work because he was too polite

#my post #the front arm is a little off but I’m working on it #next up is indigo #I actually did designs of both those guys when I did my Darkstalker #but neither looks right #wings of fire #wof design #wof fathom #darkstalker legends

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How come every message scrawled in blood on a wall is sans serif

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#comic sanses your blood message

Today I referred to Jesus Christ as a type of sourdough (rises) in casual conversation with my mother. She barely chuckled. My sense of humor is wasted on this family.

#my post #currently trying to bake sourdough which is why I thought of it #currently filled with hubris #we’ll see how it is once it’s baked

plushflurry

Remember how in Yellowfang's Secret they had a plot point about a cat who was forced to have a litter she didn't want and every time she tried to get some support or sympathy from others she was met with complete dismissal because 'what kind of woman doesn't want to be a mother'? I do.

Really experimental piece, I've never done any sort of collage thing like this! Lizardstripe, the border swirls, and the 'cherubs' drawn by me, all the cutout pieces come from Mother's Day/baby shower cards or free-to-use PNG tumblr blogs. Black and white text is a direct quote from her in YS.

#it’s been so long since I read yellowfang’s secret I forgot about this plot point #yeah that’s a fucked up thing to put in a kids book and treat as okay #warrior cats #lizardstripe

#my post #my brain said this was hondo so I suppose it’s hondo #hondo ohnaka #star wars rebels #star wars #sw rebels #text post meme

New video!

Song is Inkpot Gods by The Amazing Devil, characters are from @jumalanpelko

#my post #jumalanpelko #inkpot gods #guard does not celebrate Mother’s Day #he does not like his mother #jumalanpelko guard #sugarpaws #suncat jumalanpelko #her jumalanpelko #Youtube #tw blood

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Working on a new Jumalanpelko video! Lyric is from Inkpot Gods by The Amazing Devil.

#my post #jumalanpelko #jumalanpelko guard #ft. my son #inkpot gods #the amazing devil

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AU where the Corrie guard finds a loth cat that kinda looks like a fox, and Thorn decides to name him Cool Fox.

Regular Fox makes you do your job. Cool Fox is better than that.

Fox: we have a shift with the chancellor later. Be on your best behavior, I’m not getting electrocuted today.

Thorn: Cool Fox says that the people have a duty to overthrow governments that no longer serve public interests, and instead threaten the safety of the people for the benefit of the few. and that my actions do not dictate palpatine’s punishments, as he is serving as an unjust ruler, therefore existing as a figurehead for the corrupt government we are duty bound to overthrow.

Cool Fox:

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In honor of May fourth, have chancellor Cool Fox.

#commander fox #the clone wars #clone wars fanart #loth cat #tooka cat #may the fourth be with you #sw tcw #sw tcw fanart

I was putting masking tape on a large quantity of QR codes for nefarious purposes (to put in random places in order to rickroll people), and in an act of some sort of divine retribution, I ended up with no less than four QR codes stuck to my sweater.

#my post #rickroll #divine retribution

Fanart of @wavesalwayscrash

#my post #waves always crash #fanart #Ignore the inconsistency in the size of mariners head #this concept occurred to me and I wanted to draw it but I did not want to put in effort

Finally got around to drawing Lysti! A little more cartoony than I intended, but I kinda like the effect.

I love this comic so much.

Character is from @jumalanpelko :))

#my post #jumalanpelko #jumalanpelko lysti #lysti #jumalaton lysti #transgender characters #diversity win #the base drawing is actually from a jumalanpelko video I made for YouTube #then I remembered I wanted to make this into a meme

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Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

* I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

*The King in Yellow

* The Lottery

* The Masque of the Red Death

* The Monkey’s Paw

* The Most Dangerous Game

* The Nameless City

* The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

* There Will Come Soft Rains

*The Yellow Wallpaper

* The Veldt

* “you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

The King in Yellow

The Lottery

The Masque of the Red Death

The Monkey’s Paw

The Most Dangerous Game

The Nameless City

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

There Will Come Soft Rains

The Yellow Wallpaper

The Veldt

“you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Voting ended onApr 30

it-grrl

Okay I have things I should be seeing to but I couldn't help myself. In case you, like me, have not read all of these stories and would like to be amongst the lucky 10,000 today:

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison

The King in Yellow by Robert W Chambers*

The Lottery by Shirley Jackson**

The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe

The Monkey's Paw by W.W. Jacobs

The Most Dangerous Game by Richard O'Connell

The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K LeGuin

There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury

The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

The Veldt by Ray Bradbury

Honorable Mention from the comments/reblogs:

All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury

*note: this is actually a collection of short stories and clocks in at about 72k words

**Originally published in the New Yorker in 1948; interestingly, the New Yorker still has this story archived on their website BEHIND A PAYWALL. CAN YOU IMAGINE.

#I read the veldt when I was like ten #it had an impact #Also Trifles by Susan glaspell deserves a mention #and shout out to the person who suggested the Cold Equations

kungphooey

I think a funny AU would be if Obi-Wan hadn’t watched over Luke, if instead he had joined Hondo Ohnaka and his crew.

Imperial trooper: have you seen this man? *shoves a picture of clone wars era Obi-Wan in Hondo’s face*

Hondo: I’ve never that man a day in my life, hey Ben have you seen a guy like this.

Ben “definitely not Obi-Wan” Kenobi: nope not at all. Ugliest motherfucker ive seen too.

Hondo: so ugly, anyway we need to go.

Ezra off to the side watching the imperial troopers just leave: how did that even work.

Ben “certainly not Obi-Wan” Kenobi: the force works in mysterious ways, or whatever the fuck the Jedi use to say.

#star wars #hondo ohnaka #this is excellent

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