Henlo

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

in the back of the club arms folded cause i don’t agree with the music selection

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I am REALLY needing anything good, even if it’s just 5 cents on the floor

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I really need some help right now.

I reblogged one of these yesterday and got a good handfull of people hitting me up for readings and to commission me this morning so, like, if this could work, too, I’d be grateful.

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

If I reblog it does that mean I’m gonna have good dick to give out this summer? 🤔

Just here for the money part lmao

Bring me my blessings

I just need the money

This is the low quality money Sonic reblog under five minutes (that should be plenty) for good luck and A Ranks.

quilly joel

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

breaking news: ur actually gonna make it through and everything will turn out just fine