27. She/Her.

hump the boot that kicks you or whatever

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit

New chess piece called the Beetle which crawls under the chessboard and dies and stays there for a long time

wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal

Turok 2: Seeds of Evil (Iguana Entertainment, Acclaim, 1998)

game developers you are banished to wii hardware limits until you learn your lesson

Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a movie first and foremost about the destruction of minority neighborhoods and public transit by the American car industry. After that, it's a technological milestone. And then it's about cartoons

Can't explain why this terrifies me. Why are they here. Why are they spread out like that. Why are they caged. Which goth teenager behind the second-hand store counter plotted this with the ninety year old store owner just for the lols. Can I send them flowers

wife found out how much i spend on wandering mystics