to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying

imagine two gnome movers carrying a giant strawberry out to a truck. whimsical scene, huh? well this was during the gnome recession. not so funny or charming any more is it

Democrats really jumped into this ban with both feet and are now gonna take the fall like 👍 great job cunts. You really fucking blew it because your voter base didn’t like genocide.

This is gonna sound dumb, but it already feels isolationing from the rest of the world. Things are gonna be different even if it comes back.

i explained the concept of freaking it to my 15,000 year old grandfather and he remained motionless within the glacier

dreaming of a world where heads and tummies don't hurt

nonbinary people & people who dgaf about gender i love you and you're fucking amazing. you're wonderful i am very glad you are alive. please take $200 and pass go.

theres not enough rep for you out there and its fucked up!!!!! you're awesome and you deserve 2 see yourself in stories and live your best life and wear the clothes you like and have the name you want. in a world full of an emphasis on a limited number of choices you have set your home in vast and ever-expanding lands. remember to never give a damn about people trying to put you down for your wondrous self. you are incredible. you're gorgeous. you are so fucking cool youre the strongest of us all

one lucky fan will be receiving an authentic blood transfusion that will ideally be compatible, although we did not check