aw, beans

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

guess we need to be circulating this psa again. This Is A Fucking Trap. Do Not Participate.

anyone want my mom's insanely good choc chip muffin recipe from when she owned a bakery? it's probably based on a king arthur flour recipe so it might be available on the internet but im not gonna gatekeep

The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

Hank

got the new tomodachi life :) i think it's really fun

i don't think i really fuck with the graphics though

oh my god i thought you people said you wanted worse graphics made by people paid less to work more or whatever cant you fucking be happy with anything :///////////////////////

messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.

i don't get anon hate simply because everyone loves me and im their favourite. this is true

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

People can't just say "I don't like this music" anymore they gotta call you gay and autistic for listening to a band that had one song go viral

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

Oh my god i have never seen the picture before