honestly i am forever thinking about eddie answering his door to buck sweaty with no pants on like. there is no way in this world buck did not think eddie was jerking off. like, he's sat on that sofa drinking his beer and puts two and two together and is like. wait a goddamn minute. whips his head around to look at eddie like. uhhhhh. did you answer the door to me mid—*does a hand gesture* and eddie just. bursts out laughing. and buck's like. it's not funny eddie! i'm so sorry. i mean, you answered the door though, so. but. did you even get to—you know? and eddie who is high on joy right now grins and is like, casually. why? you offering to help? and buck's brain bluescreens. and he's like. no!!!!!! i mean, not no. not—not that i wouldn't if, uh. that's what you need? i would. help. if you wanted me to. and now eddie's brain is bluescreening. and they're staring at each other. charged. for what feels like forever and buck could swear they're closer now but he can't remember which one of them moved. maybe both of them? and eddie says softly, dancing, buck. i was dancing. and buck says, oh. and eddie kisses him.

god 7x04 remains undefeated. eddie’s thinking “great! a new friend!” and tommy is thinking “god i hope i get to fuck this closet case” and buck thinks he’s experiencing the events of silver springs by fleetwood mac (from their seminal 1977 album rumours) in real time

okay. the reason i think buddie canon is going to happen is i think buck is like oliver's best friend in the world who is not one of his dogs and he wants to represent buck in his fullness so he's pushing for all of the things we notice about him, the adhd, the bisexuality and inshallah the bpd. on the other hand. i think ryan blacks out and gets possessed by the real-life-in-this-world spirit of eddie diaz who is desperately trying to express himself in the world, and the more often ryan channels eddie, the more power eddie has to enact his will in the world. by kissing buck. who is oliver's best friend. and then SEPARATELY. i think oliver has a crush on ryan that he resents because he knows ryan is dumb because he's been kicked in the head 70 billion times which killed the brain cells that weren't gassed out of existence with abercrombie body spray. but also ryan is incredibly handsome and genuinely funny and treats oliver like he's not as deeply weird as he is. so oliver is closer to anirudh and john because they're intelligent hotties but he can't help but giggle at all of ryan's jokes which feeds into buck's bisexuality. ad infinitum.

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

*experiences joint pain* we are losing the skeleton war

got mistaken for a little dog and a milf put me in her purse

microdosing on the idea of true love being real by watching dan and phil on youtube for 10+ years

[bird consoling his other bird friend] yeah don't worry man that guy can't kill both of us. he only has one stone