Classy, With A Hint Of Slutty.

“A church”?? That’s Old North Church! That’s THE church where the lanterns were lit.

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

im a protected species you fucking asshole

it's not clitor-YOU, it's clitor-US. take my hand.

Nobody likes my clit post it's just clitorme against the world :'(

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

Tip: You can replace therapy with fifteen hour of unrealistic romantic fantasies daily. But watch out.

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.