CSI-Parody

Morgan : So here’s the tea. D.B : For the last time, it’s not called a tea, it’s called a report! Morgan : Do you want the tea or not?!

Sara : *jumps into bed next to Grissom* Sara : Once again, fate throws us together. Grissom : I’m not sure, that you breaking and entering my apartment would count as ‘fate throwing us together’.

Sara : You saved me. I owe you my life. Nick : No, thanks. I've seen it and I'm not impressed.

Grissom : I’m in love with Sara! There, I said it... Cath, unsurprised and still reading her paperwork : Really? Wow, I never would have- gosh, that’s a... shocker.

Grissom : How do you un-tell something? You can't. You can't put words back in your mouth. What you can do is spread false rumors so that people think that everything that's been said is untrue, including "I took away the only person she ever loved, so she's going to do the same thing to me". Grissom : It's like the end of Spartacus. I've seen that movie a dozen times, and at the end no one know who the real Spartacus is, and that is what makes that movie a classic whodunit. Grissom : Is the whole team saying they're in love and are dating Sara a good plan? Probably not. But right now it is the only one I got.

Nick : So what was it like dying in the desert? Sara : It was awesome. Nick : Ah, I knew it. I always wanted to die in the desert. Sara : Yeah, I mean, I was legally dead for two full minutes. And I met God. Greg : Tight. What does she look like? Sara : Ethnically ambiguous.

Sara : Did Grissom just tell me he loved me for the first time? Greg : Yeah, he did. Sara : And did I just do finger guns back? Greg : Yeah, you did.

Greg : *getting down on one knee* Morgan Brody will you make me the happiest man alive and marry m- Morgan : Omg no, Greg get up. Greg : B-Babe?? Morgan : *taking his hand* Get up, we need to do this closer to a restaurant so we get free food! Come on, I know a good place! Greg : ... Greg : I’m so in love with you