CSI-Parody

Cath : So how is it going with Sara? Grissom : I've been dropping subtle hints that I like her. *Earlier that night* Sara : Hey Grissom, how you're doing? Grissom : I'm your supervisor, I hand out the assignments. This isn’t a negotiation.

Warrick : Tina got a job in suburban Ottawa. She wants me to retire from the Lab and go with her. Nick : Retire? We're supposed to die on the force together. Me in a big explosion and you committing suicide at my funeral out of respect. Warrick : I know!

Sara, flirting : You have beautiful eyes. Grissom : Thanks, I need them to see.

Sara : There you are! You didn't wake me up when you left this afternoon. Grissom : I tried. You said, "I'm dead. Leave me. Find someone new". Sara : Yeah, I'm pretty hungover.

Grissom, angrily : Fuck that, honestly! I'm sorry. Sara, whispering : Fuck me, honestly. I'm not sorry. Cath, tired : What the fuck, honestly? You should be sorry.

Ecklie : Do I need to repeat myself? Sara : No need, I ignored you just fine, the first time.

Grissom : Paul Millander, my old arch enemy. Ecklie : ...I thought I was your arch enemy? Grissom : We talked about this, I have a life outside of you.

Cath : *Pulls curtain back while Sara is in the shower* Cath : Hey do you know - stop screaming, it's just me - do you know where is Grissom? He need to sign something.