Esoteric Weird Girl

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles