Ass bagels

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

they got pussy on this app?

important that you never forgive ice agents, ever. even years after all this is over (and I do believe we will make it out on the other side, alive and for the better,) they live in shame and disgrace forever. no excuses, no forgiveness. they ruined their own lives when they decided that human freedom and liberty was an acceptable sacrifice for a paycheck

surely this stranger you've never spoken to before will fall instantly for your most charming and debonair social move yet: ironic sexual harassment

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

What have white people ever done to deserve this?

Why is this my post with the most notes where did you all come from

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

Ok the last one got me laughing actually

wait hold up why does the steven universe theme have the same chord progression as creep