Burple Peard

Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

I was gonna complain like that Tumblr isn't sending notifications well bc I'm posting a lot and getting 0 notes (and because it gave me ghost notes + failed me a few minutes ago) but I realized I sound like the old man going to fix his phone bc his grandkids don't call him 😭

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this