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doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

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pangur-and-grim

send this to the person you want to have sex with, I guarantee it works

pangur-and-grim

actually, results pending

klapollo

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has announced the closure of the temporary immigration center known as "Alligator Alcatraz."

The Florida Everglades immigration detention center known as “Alligator Alcatraz” has served its purpose, Gov. Ron DeSantis said Thursday, closing the makeshift facility heralded by the Trump administration and denounced as inhumane by civil rights groups.

DeSantis said the center, which opened in July 2025, was always meant to be only temporary until more permanent detention centers could be secured and federal officials now have that capacity. “We stepped up because there was a gap, but my hope is that they’ll be able to handle that,” the Republican governor said at a news conference at the facility.

Officials announced a temporary closure of the facility earlier in June and sent all of the detainees to other facilities, saying hurricane season made it unsafe to keep them in the Everglades. Immigration advocates said the center’s tents were never safe or humane for holding people. Detainees at the facility have talked about their difficulty accessing lawyers and described poor physical conditions, including worms in the food, toilets that didn’t flush, floors flooded with fecal waste, and mosquitoes and other insects everywhere.

klapollo

The 2025 lawsuit from the Miccosukee people has been cited as a contributing cause to the eventual closure of the site. The land used for Alligator Alcatraz was part of Big Cypress Nature Preserve and was seized by the Florida government for construction. While it's not part of the Miccosukee reservation, it is on their ancestral territory. Almost a dozen villages and ceremonial spots are within three miles of the prison.

More details in these 2025 articles:

The community found refuge from white persecution deep in the Everglades swamps centuries ago. Together with environmental groups, they succ

The Trump and DeSantis administrations have characterized the region as a treacherous swamp where little more than alligators and pythons re

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

still feel like we have not appropriately tapped into the comedy goldmine that is: Dracula's first canonical appearance features him wearing a goofy hat and a huge false beard. this is uproarious. this is rib-tickling! this has so many implications!!!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

where on earth did he get the beard? he lives in the middle-of-nowhere and all of his neighbors are too terrified to cook or clean for him. where did he find someone to sell him a false beard?

was it mail-order, the way presumably all of his books and maps are? did they even have cartoonish disguises available by mail-order back in late 19th cent Romania? did Dracula have to sew it himself? i need to know these things!!!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

@chaos-has-theories truly you live up to your url:

#clearly Dracula goes out irregularly as his own servants. The people in the coach weren't surprised to see him as his 'coachman' #he goes to town in his huge floppy hat and hoitily toitily tells everybody that his MASTER wants this and his MASTER wants that #and if they don't comply his MASTER is going to be angry and scahahary and anyway he's having the time of his life #He's convinced that he's fooling everyone. He is not #but the point is he can just buy whatever and the people will be equal amounts terrified and annoyed but they'll get it for him

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i like to imagine the villagers are terrified of him BUT also aware that he is rich-as-midas and out-of-touch with human society...so they just charge him a 500% markup and call it a day. over the years he has become the village's primary source of income and this is the true reason he's been allowed to stay. "yeah he's a bloodsucker but he's propping up a half dozen different local economy sectors we're keeping him"

*dracula strolling to the village to buy a roast chicken for his Good Friend Jonathan* "it's one roast chicken how much could it cost 1604 romanian lei?"

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

APPRECIATE that I had to research & convert historical exchange rates for this post. 1604 romanian lei is an outrageous price for a chicken. appreciate my historically accurate punchline!!!

directactionforhope

Rich people are literally just lying about being good at money btw

directactionforhope

Things like overdraft fees, late fees, parking tickets, fines, subscription renewals, legal fees, penalty fees, sales and discounts, lawsuits - these are things that all cease to matter in any material way once you have enough money

directactionforhope

To Jeff Bezos, a parking meter, a plane ticket, and a private jet all effectively cost the same amount of money: none

directactionforhope

#exactly and this is the definition of “rich” that makes sense to use when comma eating the#it's not people who have a savings account it's people who have shell companies#and barely notice when they lose more in a day than you'll make in your life#it's not people with employees they're responsible for; it's people with employees they think of as commodities#people for whom a fine isn't a punishment but something to be worked into the budget#people for whom “acceptable losses” includes how many people can die before it interferes with profits

-via @madseance, get peer reviewed, 100% agree

Money in your savings account is something everyone should have.

The fact that not everyone has money and a savings account is the result of violence, deprivation, and the deliberate decisions made by the less than 100 people who own half of the world's money

Millions in a secret savings account in the Cayman Islands, though? That's a very different story.

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thehmn

I was talking about vampire weaknesses from folklore and early vampire fiction like Dracula with my housemate and we eventually came to the conclusion that vampires are very dangerous if you don’t know they’re there but extremely easy to protect yourself from once you’ve caught on to them. You don’t even have to know who the vampire is, just that they’re hunting in your neighborhood.

I fully understand why modern writers ignore a lot of the vampire mythos because what are you supposed to do with a creature that can’t hunt in daylight (either because it weakens them like Dracula or straight up kills them), can’t touch silver, have to count the bag of rice you throw on the floor, has to avoid garlic, can only get in when invited even if the human doesn’t own the house, can’t cross moving water on their own, can’t leave their coffin if you place a rose on top of it, and can’t even wake up and protect themselves if you open their coffin during the day. Dracula got fucked up by a Jack Russell Terrier in the book because he took the shape of a swarm of rats.

I mean, it would be a super interesting idea for a story about how stealthy vampires have to be to survive and how they constantly have to make sure humans don’t believe they exist because otherwise they’re fucked, but I also understand why modern writers can’t have their vampires be this easy to trip up.

anim-ttrpgs

I would type a much bigger post about this if I didn’t have a busted wrist right now but you should check out Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy. Its vampires are very much classic/folkloric vampires without many of the powers and weaknesses ascribed to them by recent movies, and with all the powers and weaknesses that modern horror writers tend to think of as “too goofy” to be scary - and they’re still scary.

For the modern writers that can’t have their vampires be this easy to trip up, that’s a skill issue. They seem to have somehow forgotten that there’s a human mind behind this thing.

A TTRPG for deep character roleplay, realistic combat, player deduction, and secret monster antics!

bullet-soup

okay, you won't invite the vampire into your home to suck your blood

so she throws a brick through your living room window, and follows it up with a molotov

what now?

thehmn

Absurdly late answer but you grab a bag of rice, runs out and empty it in front of yourself. She is now forced to count every grain of rice if she gets anywhere near you and you’re free to leave.

Make sure you have an open bag of rice or buckweed at the ready because if you run out and the vampire attacks you immediately you’ll drop the bag and the content spills out, saving you.

blumineck

How to be an archery MENACE (without a bow)

A lot of us did stuff like this as kids, and to be fair, kids know what they’re about when it comes to having fun.

(Obviously don’t fling pens in each other’s eyes you reprobates. That’s why I’m pinging at bottles)

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gallifreyanhermit

She's local to me, so I'm friends with her on facebook and everyone has been SO nice to her about it! I see her at cons a lot and she's done events with the group I volunteer with - she's always been absolutely lovely and I could not be happier for her!

batmanisagatewaydrug

she wrote a bit more about coming out on her blogspot, where she's pretty active talking about comics and pop culture

Jenny Blake Isabella introduced herself to her online friends on Sunday, February 9, via Facebook and other social media. Better known a

this is the most recent picture she's posted since publicly coming out. she looks so happy :)

universeleads

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

universeleads

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

overwhelmedfernfrond

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

venort

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

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[ID: a screenshot of a comic speech bubble. The black text in it reads "No matter how open-minded, socially conscious, anti-racist I think I am, I still have old learned hidden biases that I need to examine. It is my responsibility to check myself daily for my stereotypes, prejudices and, ultimately, discrimination." /ID end]

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pupucino

antiracism is a constant process. i was raised in a racist village and it's not easy to get rid of it. i moved away over 10 years ago but those ideas are still haunting me.

genderkoolaid

also keep in mind that shame + guilt are not conducive to growing as a person. when it comes to "checking yourself" it should be a non-judgemental process. it's not about flagellating yourself for every bad thought or trying to purify your mind of all corruption. it's only when acknowledging your own racist thoughts doesn't fill you with dread that you can really progress past the white guilt of it all.

radical self-acceptance & genuine self-critique are not opposites. they need each other. do not let obsessive-compulsive behaviors colonize your desire to grow as a person.

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senso1954

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

deseretgear

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

kirbymongerr

Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck

beardedmrbean

silken-scarves

Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it

Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.

In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.

To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.

There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.

headspace-hotel

This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.

anarchautistic

Final shot is the bird hearing, but not seeing, the sound of a .32 ACP pistol, and flying away in shock

lilmaneater

"From the studio that brought you Goncharov...."

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World Heritage Post

zzoupz

MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞

zzoupz

already passed sadly! 😭 time to schedule for something next year!

zzoupz

MAY YOUR DAY BE YURIFUL ON THIS YURI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💞

circusheart

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

tylostoma

cold.. jealous of printer paper.. imagine getting slid through a machine and you come out all warm.. they don't even know how good they have it.

yossyislandd

pangur-and-grim

this is going to be in Barnes and Noble

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mymarifae

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mymarifae

i was Thinking but i got up to get coffee and i came back to discover that one of my cats walked across my keyboard and posted this early for me and you know what. they summed it up far more succinctly than i ever could

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