the universe is gay and i'm gonna marry her

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

Stomach acid. I will dissolve you.

So I can breathe normal and you can vomit on cue. I rescind my disappointment, mine is better.

people are so obsessed with shitting on enben & transmascs who, god forbid, have transition goals of a gnc man who has fun with his appearance, and making feel stupid or immature or even transphobic for having these goals. fuck em. pre-T i really really really wanted to look like robert sheehan as klaus hargreeves and guess what? i absolutely nailed that goal post-T. sometimes dreams come true. you can become the faggot of your dreams!

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol

"money can't buy you happiness" factoid actualy just statistical error. average wealthy person buys happiness every day. moneys georg, who has a trillion dollars and is miserable for 30 hours each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

serial killers are never sexy they're always some incel who only got away with it due to white privilege and police incompetence

has anyone else noticed how trans men are not allowed to talk about our uterine or vaginal health, have any sort of internal feelings or connection to the anatomy we have that is classed as female, nor have any self love or pride over our anatomy unless we are sexualizing it for someone else? anyone- anyone else ? or?

yeah you can get cancer-in-a-stick just about at every store and gas station when youre of age but hrt is scary and experimental and new and older than fucking microwaves you cant have that

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government