my fav genre of aphorism is the βactionΒ β> consequenceβ (bonus points if it rhymes)
for example
1. fuck around and find out
2. play stupid games, win stupid prizes
3. talk shit, get hit
4. snitches get stitches and end up in ditches
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my fav genre of aphorism is the βactionΒ β> consequenceβ (bonus points if it rhymes)
for example
1. fuck around and find out
2. play stupid games, win stupid prizes
3. talk shit, get hit
4. snitches get stitches and end up in ditches

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"You know what's harder than Getting Better? Living Like That" is just the thesis for my whole shit going on right now honestly. You know what's harder than doing my physical therapy? Hurting All The Time. You know what's harder than addressing my gender dysphoria? Hurting All The Time
I'm Doing The Hard Thing and it's *easier* than how I was living before. If you make yourself feel better you will have more energy to spend on Getting Better. Nice inch nails - the upward spiral. Crawl out of your grave Thursday
it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible
I know Iβll get through it because Iβve gotten through everything thatβs happened to me so far

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I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.
ok night showerers here's my question: you get your hair all nice and clean. you wake up. it's tussed it's fucked. then what? you wet it again?
I don't wanna sound like mean or nuthin but a lot of y'all have been trapped in a vortex of suffering for so long that you've come to identify with the suffering as an aspect of your personality and ideology and thereby to covet suffering and to mistake debasement for enoblement and humiliation for virtue
"I would live for you" hits a lot harder than "I would die for you" imo. you're so important to me that I would pick myself up out of my grave for you. you give me a kind of hope that I thought I couldn't feel anymore. a future with you in it is a future I want to be there for. dying for you is easy, living for you is making the choice every day to get up and keep going

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tes THDPSSSSPS π
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This is it, this is the one
why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they donβt have lol
Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

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If your birthday is on June 14th and for whatever reason you are feeling disappointed about that, just know that you share a birthday (hatchday) with my parrot Ripley:
He is turning 16 this year and as always, we will be throwing him a party.
He is turning 17 this year!
YAY I'm taking a cake to a protest tomorrow and now I know what to put on it!
If you happen to get a photo of this cake I would love to see it
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