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the only engagement ring I will ever accept
Anyone else imagining this being engraved with magic shit and in a crisis the wearer just pops it off and lobs it at the thing and it goes off like a holy hand grenade?
NOW THERE’S AN IDEA
Oooh that’s fantastic! *pilfers for future use* @nekob00
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Don't get too cocky now, Ant. You are tolerated, not liked.
How do you think I’ve gotten that reputation, hm?~
By riding on the backs of others.
What could you possibly mean?
Oh you know exactly what I mean. You never really did anything yourself. I’m surprised you don’t have Marv’s title instead, what with how often you simply get others to do your work for you. Peak laziness, really.
You don’t know what I’ve done, have you? I’ve done more than that Snail will ever do. What have YOU done, little snowball?
Simple, really. I just instigated a fight. Hope you enjoy his words when he sees this~
And who would “he” be?
The man you just insulted, of course.
Snail is aware that I call him that. It’s nothing new. Now, run along.
Not that part. The part where you said you’ve done more than he ever could. I do believe that sounds like a challenge, little ant.
Not a challenge if I’d already won.
I suppose we’ll just have to see about that, now won’t we?
The Seven Septic Sins, Part 2
Those who are guilty of sloth will be cast into a pit of snakes.
Up next is Marvin, head of Sloth! The second one to be taken to the Manor, nearly 90 years after Jamie’s arrival.
After finding overwhelming success in his career as a magician, he resigned himself to a life of luxury, ignoring his duties to the others. He was sent to the Manor after ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️.
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A pleasant birthday to you, dear Scian. I do have a little surprise for you, I'm sure you'd like it. :) - M.
Oh? Where?
Find it out yourself. :P
Snuffles spam? N i c e
Why thank you! Though this one's not Snuffles, but of another one named Berry Berry!
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Very rare Golden tiger also called as “Strawberry tiger”.
Golden Tiger.
A golden tiger, golden tabby tiger or strawberry tiger is one with an extremely rare colour variation caused by a recessive gene that is currently only found in captive tigers. Like the white tiger, it is a colour form and not a separate species. In the case of the golden tiger, this is the wide band gene, while the white tiger is due to the colour inhibitor (chinchilla) gene. There are currently believed to be fewer than 30 of these rare tigers in the world, but many more carriers of the gene.
chinese snuff bottle via 丨鶴廬丨
“He who adds spices to his coffee year-round as a matter of habit need not be enthralled by pumpkin spice season.”
—Sun Tzu
On the one hand, nowhere around here actually sells pumpkin pie spice mix. On the other hand, Starbucks decided to respond to the "The pumpkin spice latte has no pumpkin in it!" bullshit by adding some, which is atrocious. So yeah, not sure what to do there.
Pumpkin pie spice is one part of each: Ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves (optional: one part allspice)
Add a few shakes of that to a chocolate chip cookie recipe to transcend flavor into nirvana.
ALTERNATIVE FOR YOUR LATTES - GET YOU SOME TORANI SYRUP. They usually carry it at Smart & Final.
DaVinci Syrup also works.
I don’t know what actual measurement it is but if you put alcohol pour tips on those bottles it’s a four-second pour of either of those syrups to make a pumpkin spice latte (or steamer, or hot chocolate, or cappuccino, or mocha, or whatever drink you want to add pumpkin spice syrup to)
I need to keep that comic about letting people enjoy what they want on hand for people like OP.
“He who reads too much into statements about habitually adding spice to your coffee year-round and interprets them as attacks against his taste in seasonally-available beverages will surely be defeated.” - Sun Tzu
“He who buys pumpkin spice coffee as a seasonal treat shall fail; he who prepares pumpkin spice coffee as a matter of habit will be victorious, powerful, and may be called a heaven-born lover with an amazing schlong.” - Sun Tzu
theyre right OP, this was a bad post and its stemmed from sexism
“Making yourself coffee and adding spices to it year-round as a matter of habit because you’re a spice fiend rather than relying on major corporations to provide it to you at an inflated cost it isn’t sexist, holy mother of nutmeg.” - Sun Tzu
“The whole point of spices is that they’re not fresh plants and can be stored year-round. Spices are not restrained by seasonal availability so you can use them whenever you please and become sexier and victorious by doing so. He who tries to limit your access to spiced coffee in the summer and spring is your enemy.” - Sun Tzu
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— - OFF- —
(Decided to draw Chase and Marvin in the style of OFF; a very cool and very surreal game.)
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heh
hey! Can I get a comment on the upcoming match?
Ah, hello Chase.
I may require your assistance, Marvin. It seems I have come into possession of a kitten, do you have anything she could eat?
Ah, so I’ve heard. I’ll be there with food if you want.
Marvin giving some shapeshifting a try ♡
... and going after a certain glitch.
@demon-hearts-bleed ;)
Come after me like that and you won't come out unscathed. Common sense.
So, a challenge then? Have at you, old friend.
One warning. Don't you dare.
Can’t stop me, Scian.
Nice name. I suppose I should be preparing in case a tiny house cat decides to paw on my leg.
Happy Birthday, Kitten.~
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Happy Birthday, Marvin. May your day be filled with magic and enjoyment. Blessed be, my dude
Marvin giving some shapeshifting a try ♡
... and going after a certain glitch.
@demon-hearts-bleed ;)
Come after me like that and you won't come out unscathed. Common sense.
So, a challenge then? Have at you, old friend.
One warning. Don't you dare.
Can’t stop me, Scian.
