The fuck do you want?

dear god, it lives still

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

Of course he’s a Scorpio

@demon-hearts-bleed

come say that to my face

I would, but it seems I can’t hear anything you say.

or you’re just too much of a chicken to do anything

….You are grade A idiot, aren’t you?

scaredy-cat

I. Can’t. Hear. You. And until I can, I’m not coming out.

let’s fix that

Oh? And how?

come say that to my face

I would, but it seems I can’t hear anything you say.

or you’re just too much of a chicken to do anything

….You are grade A idiot, aren’t you?

scaredy-cat

I. Can't. Hear. You. And until I can, I'm not coming out.

come say that to my face

I would, but it seems I can’t hear anything you say.

or you’re just too much of a chicken to do anything

....You are grade A idiot, aren't you?

come say that to my face

I would, but it seems I can't hear anything you say.

Show this to our dear doctor.

By riding on the backs of others.

What could you possibly mean?

Oh you know exactly what I mean. You never really did anything yourself. I’m surprised you don’t have Marv’s title instead, what with how often you simply get others to do your work for you. Peak laziness, really.

You don’t know what I’ve done, have you? I’ve done more than that Snail will ever do. What have YOU done, little snowball?

Simple, really. I just instigated a fight. Hope you enjoy his words when he sees this~

And who would “he” be?

The man you just insulted, of course.

Snail is aware that I call him that. It’s nothing new. Now, run along.

Not that part. The part where you said you’ve done more than he ever could. I do believe that sounds like a challenge, little ant.

Not a challenge if I’d already won.

I suppose we’ll just have to see about that, now won’t we?

Hah.

By riding on the backs of others.

What could you possibly mean?

Oh you know exactly what I mean. You never really did anything yourself. I’m surprised you don’t have Marv’s title instead, what with how often you simply get others to do your work for you. Peak laziness, really.

You don’t know what I’ve done, have you? I’ve done more than that Snail will ever do. What have YOU done, little snowball?

Simple, really. I just instigated a fight. Hope you enjoy his words when he sees this~

And who would “he” be?

The man you just insulted, of course.

Snail is aware that I call him that. It’s nothing new. Now, run along.

Not that part. The part where you said you’ve done more than he ever could. I do believe that sounds like a challenge, little ant.

Not a challenge if I'd already won.

By riding on the backs of others.

What could you possibly mean?

Oh you know exactly what I mean. You never really did anything yourself. I’m surprised you don’t have Marv’s title instead, what with how often you simply get others to do your work for you. Peak laziness, really.

You don’t know what I’ve done, have you? I’ve done more than that Snail will ever do. What have YOU done, little snowball?

Simple, really. I just instigated a fight. Hope you enjoy his words when he sees this~

And who would “he” be?

The man you just insulted, of course.

Snail is aware that I call him that. It's nothing new. Now, run along.

By riding on the backs of others.

What could you possibly mean?

Oh you know exactly what I mean. You never really did anything yourself. I’m surprised you don’t have Marv’s title instead, what with how often you simply get others to do your work for you. Peak laziness, really.

You don’t know what I’ve done, have you? I’ve done more than that Snail will ever do. What have YOU done, little snowball?

Simple, really. I just instigated a fight. Hope you enjoy his words when he sees this~

And who would "he" be?

By riding on the backs of others.

What could you possibly mean?

Oh you know exactly what I mean. You never really did anything yourself. I’m surprised you don’t have Marv’s title instead, what with how often you simply get others to do your work for you. Peak laziness, really.

You don't know what I've done, have you? I've done more than that Snail will ever do. What have YOU done, little snowball?

By riding on the backs of others.

What could you possibly mean?