Confuzzled Alien

The cats always smell our clothes a lot when we’ve been outside. They’re reading their newspaper.

It’s so annoying when I say I have an irrational fear or a phobia and people try to logic me out of it. I just told you that it’s irrational.

I want to take a bite out of a bar of soap

are you stalking me wth i just said that-

oh how the turns have tabled

how the tabled have turns

have turns how the tabled

tabled how turns have the

turns tabled how the have

have tabled turns the how

tables the have turns how

tables chairs floors spaghetti

Guys I just wanted a normal family dinner can you stop turning the table

i cant believe this is 7 hrs ago this reads like its 10 yrs old

woah the post is that peak?

the post really is that peak now since it's got a deactivated blog

We need to get this post in a hall of fame

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

Oh, why not? *reblog*

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

sometimes instead of “why can’t they just be friends” i think it should be “why can’t they also be friends” because sometimes shipping feels much too much like forcing two pretty characters to kiss and be intimate without actually being interested in the dynamic the two people have. what about hanging out together. what about why they like being in each others company. what do they argue about. how do they patch things up. what do they laugh about.

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

Reblog if you are a freak who is justifying their gross actions

have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body

exploring museums, old bookshops and libraries together type of love

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

I found it!! The original post!!

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.