Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

Joan Crawford’s spirit appeared to me last night and told me she and Bette Davis had hate sex on the set of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane

Bette Davis’ spirit appeared to me a minute after that and told me Joan was lying

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

*watching one guy torture another guy to the brink of death* ive always loved how they love

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both