Fuck Donald Trump

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

gonna start problems. oatmeal cookies are good

they won’t even admit the knife is there.

The essence of the “color blind” movement right here.

“If you stick a knife in my back nine inches and pull it out six inches, that’s not progress. The progress is healing the wound that the blow made. They won’t even admit the knife is there.” - Malcolm X

straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars

WHY are hets so mad at this post I thought you didn’t want to get hit on at gay bars here’s a solution

genuinely can’t understand how it was considered a “punishment” when the gods turned people into trees or gave them horns or snakes for hair or whatever when they pissed them off like if i’m being honest that sounds ideal

any easily offended gods want to give me a pair of antlers or turn me into a fruit tree? i am very stupid and full of so much hubris if that helps

god DAM babey u done stop me in m TRACKS i can smell ur dam FEET from HHHHHHH EEEEEEHEEEHOOHOOO i can smell ur dam FEET from HERE well look me n the patnurs goin down to the levi tpack some LIPS maybe go mudridin how bouchune y HHHHHHHHHHHH fat ass friend hop ina HHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂😂 hop inthe backs HH HHH HHH HEEEEEEE

just realized this dude is wearing fucking silly bandz

The fact that humans can be killed through physical means is so ridiculous to me

Like this sounds wild but like. hear me out. a person is such a ridiculously infinitely complicated web of thoughts and feelings and beliefs and such an unbelievably huge amount of knowledge and the idea that you can destroy that by holding a pillow over someone's face for three minutes is absolutely surreal. The idea that you can remove knowledge and emotion and memory from the world with a physical object is literally unbelievable. people are literally infinitely huge and complex and the fact that you can kill the person by killing the body is wild. I'm sure this is incoherent but I hope you get it

It's like. Imagine you threw a fist-sized rock at the empire state building and the entire thing and everything inside it collapsed into dust. That's what the existence of human death feels like

i really think celebrity worship is so ugly like oiwjsdknfgedf i’m sorry i know it’s being spoon fed to us at every angle and its impossible to avoid it but like. chill. like obviously there is a difference between consuming media for pleasure in your free time and being obsessed with rich people who’ll never know you exist to the point where you’re writing a thesis about them on twitter. use your brain cells for other things queens

now Billie Eilish saying that Drake stays texting her and that’s like the fourth underaged girl to say that she texts him a lot or get hit on by him (that we know of) so can y'all stop acting like the grooming/predatory behavior is some weird coincidence and not a man preying on young girls? that man is THIRTY FUCKING THREE. fuck is he texting a 17 year old for. I should beat his ass.

the w-what

do you think we get to learn everything when we die or are the colors that exist between colors gonna be shrimp-only knowledge forever