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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8
I hate that my aesthetic sense agrees with this but everything you just said was correct
I went back to dig up this post because I was thinking about poetry.
This is one of those non-poem things that are among my favorite poems.
As the OP stated, the use of alliterative consonants is aesthetically just great, especially the placement of the strongest use at the end: “fuck him on the floor.” The use of “chintz” is indeed great word choice.
Because I’m insane, decided to scan the poem:
Not only is the second sentence, indeed, perfect iambic pentameter, the entire poem is perfectly metered, though the first sentence has four iambs rather than five.
There are further things I love about this poem, though: I like the casual connotations of “keep it real” juxtaposed with “chintz.” It causes me to interpret the “chintz” more strongly as meaning something fake, a facade. There is also of course the coarseness of “fuck,” which is a contrast with “chintz” but a different kind of contrast, gutsy and carnal where “chintz” is flimsy and inanimate.
And then there is the storytelling: there is SO MUCH storytelling in just these two lines. To break it down: The speaker is having sex with a married man, in the house he shares with his wife, which is “filled with chintz”—something that here connotes fakeness, in contrast with “keep it real.”
The illicit encounter in the poem takes place within a house filled with facade, the flimsy construction of the wife’s marriage and domestic sphere, but the encounter itself is a taste of something “real.” That’s a story, and it’s just two lines.
This is EIGHTEEN SYLLABLES, y’all. The amount of meaning condensed into these eighteen syllables is stunning, and it is so elegantly done.
From a technical standpoint (and ive taken 300- and 400-level poetry classes so I can say this) this is damn near flawless as a poem.
Kept thinking about this ever since I saw it and had to do something
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Ah dang to go further; the floor is framed as a refuge. As if there is literally no other space in this house that hasn't been populated by his wife with flimsy inanimate fakery. There is no space for this man in this house save for the floor. There is no space for him on the sofa, oon the counter tops, and most notably, no space for him in the marital bed.
I’d also like to point out the use of the word “has.” The wife has filled the house with chintz. She isn’t filling the house with chintz. She doesn’t fill the house with chintz. She has filled the house with chintz. Use of the past-tense makes the wife a subtly removed element in the story, someone whose presence we see in the environment, but who is blissfully distant during the actors throes of passion. There is an element of physical as well as emotional separation from the wife that is catalyzed by being fucked on the floor. Use of the past tense is an end to the wife presence in the actors life, a carnal catharsis amid cold fragility and emotional distance.
This is my new favourite post in the world
everyone cheer for the one (1) time tumblr had reading comprehension
And, predictably, it's because it was about gay sex
Oh come on guys, Tumblr has SO much reading comprehension. It’s just reserved for shitposts, Pukicho, and Spamtenna exclusively :/
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As someone who almost died of Lack Of Pancreas, this one really resonated with me.

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spamtenna brainrot level 1: oh they share leitmotifs! Tenna mentioned they were business partners I guess he stole his style from Tenna haha! Is that why he made this paper mache of Spamton's head and called it his biggest hater???
spamtenna brainrot level 2: okaaay so the hidden pipis scene. Spamton wanted to see Tenna but he doesn't recognise him? Didn't they hate eachother or whatever ? Tenna kept Spamton's... Egg??? And acts like it's his kid or something????
spamtenna brainrot level 3: Oh. OH. So all that time Spamton mentioned CRTs and game show hosts and all that other stuff in his fight that was about Tenna? And every time Tenna mentioned his business partner or mail-man that was about Spamton? Oh and they had matching suits. That's cute.
spamtenna brainrot level 4: Okay so you're telling me Spamton was brought to the TV world with Queen and became Tenna's partner to save his show but was steered by a mysterious entity who had a deal with him. Spamton convinced Tenna he could make him successful, and they cooperated on the show in some capacity, I guess Spamton did ads for him? Tenna really wanted to know Spamton's secret so he "sweet talked" him into signing the contract (breaking his deal with the benefactor) which is the entire reason Spam was turned into a puppet and lived in the dumpster for 10 years. Tenna took it as him walking out on their deal. No wonder they hate eachother huh #toxic divorce
level 6: SO WHEN SPAMTON MAKES ALL THESE DIVORCE REFERENCES IN SWEEPSTAKES THATS ABOUT TENNA? THE "I THOUGHT WE HAD A SET AND KIDS AND YOU TEAR THEM ALL DOWN" VALENTINE FROM SPAMTON WAS ALSO DIRECTED AT TENNA? [SOUTH OF BORDER] IS A REFERENCE TO THE ISLAND OF LOVE? THAT HAS THE SAME SOUNDTRACK AS KEYGEN??? SPAMTON KNEW THE PROPHECY AND KNEW TENNA WAS ABOUT TO DIE WHICH IS WHY HE PAINTED ALL THESE CROSSED THROUGH BOXES NEXT TO HIS SHOP?????
level 10: Oh no so Spamton thought Tenna tricked him into signing the contract, and Tenna genuinely wanted them both to be Big together. That's why he showed up when he saw the pipis he was hiding cause he realised Tenna talked about him and missed him and cherished their relationship all this time. And Tenna thought Spamton bolted on him to be successful on his own while he was experiencing some cosmic horror level shit because a god-like entity was trying to break them up??? Oh no. That's so sad now I kinda wish they get back together.
level 50: *in a trance like state* the soundtrack "and now's the time for our sponsors" is named "bacci perugina" in the files, which is a reference to a brand of Italian chocolate which contains love letters in the package. It's theorised that the origin of the addition of these love letters was inspired by an illicit affair of the founder of the company. The track is 19 seconds long with 97 BPM (1997 being Spamton's favourite year) and is written in G minor. It's likely that Spamton's role in Tenna's show was being a sponsor (sponsor segments curiously missing in ch3) and is associated with letters (Tenna calling him mail-man and implying he ran the mail room which he hadn't accessed since Spamton left). I'm normal about this.
level 99: Spamton and Tenna's relationship being hidden in the game files, scenes out of the main plot, and easter eggs, and not apparent to a casual player is meta-textually a reflection of their relationship in-fiction. They're Darkners from vastly different dark worlds that weren't meant to be a set, but purposely made themselves look and act alike - they shaped themselves to be a couple, contrary to their assigned function. Darkners' autonomy (or lack thereof) is an important theme of the game, and they challenged that notion by trying to defy fate, something they were separated and punished for.
Their connection is not accidental. All the clues were placed there meticulously, meant to be obfuscated and then uncovered, because while homophobia doesn't exist in the DR universe directly, the discrimination, shame, and repression these two characters experience, especially in reference to their relationship does an amazing job at subtly invoking real life bigotry queer people go through.
Spamton has one of the strongest trans man-coding I've seen in fiction since Mettaton, and his entire arc revolves around the idea of self-determination and transformation. The Dealmaker-free version of the pipis scene in ch3 has Tenna feeling embarrassed for keeping the egg (which in many ways, can be treated as a symbolic representation of their relationship), and literally gets shamed and berated for it by the audience. While Tenna talks about Spamton almost constantly, a lot of these references are implicit and he never addresses him by name. Spamton still cares deeply enough about Tenna to show himself to him even though he has every right to feel abandoned, but whenever he mentioned it before or after, he dresses it in anger and resentment. He also plays up this heteronormative 90s businessman persona that, especially in the context of their relationship, could be read as an older queer man dealing with some internalised homophobia.
Tenna's whole deal with censorship and the fact that he seems like he wants to express himself more explicitly and sexually (his ass obsession, for once) invokes a queer TV personality during the Hays Code era. It's easy to imagine that would also come with an undisclosed relationship with a business partner only close associates knew about (i.e. Mike).
You may like this ship or not, but saying it's barely there or it's not relevant to the game, when it's been placed there very purposefully and reflects some of its' main themes in very interesting ways, means you just haven't been paying attention.
level 100: hehehe Tenna is an ass man and Spamton body pillow in sweepstakes has a big ass. This is why they got together
Consider this. If Tenna grows or shrinks depending upon how happy or sad he is, then being big together with Spamton doesn’t mean being famous. It doesn’t mean popular or even loved.
It means being happy.
Together.
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how many times did dean winchester get knocked up in that fucking show
how many times did
dean winchester get knocked up
in that fucking show
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I thought everyone was against ai in majority but these bitches are using ai to make their ship kiss and it’s getting thousands of likes and engagement
COMMISSION AN ARTIST IN YOUR PRICE RANGE
DIY that shit 👍🏻
DIY that shit 👍🏻

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I love seeing people completely switch up and start screaming, crying throwing up that they gave Tenna to Mettaton.
Not me. I’m not “people”.
I got halfway through the Knight fight first try out of sheer desperation to continue (if I knew the story would continue I would have just died. Looking back my efforts were nothing but a waste of time), got unreasonably mad that I couldn’t leave the church without doing whatever plot relevant BS it required (I was briefly brought out of my haze of anger by “bangin’ sermon my man” which floored me, obviously), was finally let out of my prison and made a B-Line to the school to access the dark world, I found him the moment I could, and when he said “please” I immediately talked to every goddamn NPC in the overworld (briefly panicking when I triggered the cutscene in front of Noelle’s house) as I inched my way up the map from the bottom to the top. When I found Mettaton the WORLD stopped and relief sank in and then the ship potential sank in and then… the rest is history.
I would never regret that decision. I can always watch theories that explain missed details and alternate cutscenes, but MY Tenna got a home as fast as I could and I’m happy with that.
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Me too Battat. I have that EXACT pillow. Full-size and pocket-keychain. I get you.
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I read this in Dr Coomer’s voice.

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[ Deltarune ] - Sleepover
I think I'll end up uploading the rest as a fanfic soon.
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This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.
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tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN
i remade it in the sims 4
The genuine insanity really isn’t properly communicated until you see it laid out in the sims 4.