icarus just didn't fly high enough

How do you not hook up after a conversation like this

the good thing about having low self esteem is no one can ever insult you because you just end up agreeing and apologizing for it

ok that’s the only good thing about it

Instruments are so expensive. I should get them for free for being annoying.

“You just let me take this home, no questions asked, and I won’t play it in your garden at three in the morning, okay? Decline my generous offer, however, and I will make your life a living hell.”

Eight-hundred dollars for a new keytar? No, thank you. I should just be allowed to have it, I think. I don’t have to justify myself to you.

the idea that people nowadays are more sensitive and easy to offend than they were in the past is such horseshit. people used to throw hands if you stepped on their shadow and calling a person a coward was legally justifiable grounds for them to challenge you to a duel with pistols.

someone add gentle coyote to this

excellent addition thank u

thank u for yr continued and heartfelt support xoxo

I love how the body structure and the decor of the larger bone fairy creates a nice area of concentration that leads the viewer’s eye towards the tooth fairy. This, aside from the obvious glow and design contrast, help direct the attention where needed and is a brilliant move by the artist.

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

Fuck it, making a full 3 in a row reblog.

remember when that physicist stuck like 80 bras down his pants