Goosinator's Camp

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

Goblin Market

I’m sorry I’m trying to read the subtitles.

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That’s it, that’s his character

Elf androgyny and dwarf androgyny and orc androgyny are like three very different forms of androgyny and defiance of the binary and they’re all so good

Goblin androgyny: you’re small and horrible and you’re pretty certain that ‘gender’ was a kind of beetle you ate last week.

😂😂😂

This is the most accurate portrayal of siblings on this goddam site

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

Living in a dystopian oligarchy is fun

The purest friendships are the ones where you stare at each other like it’s the camera on the office whenever someone says something dumb

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends