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[Commission] for Sleidog [He/It/They]
Ya know the more I think about Vloxx the more he confounds me
he is completely fine with you murdering everyone in the room after meeting him, claims inquest is a necessary evil and doesn’t actually know what he plans to do once he’s ascended
he knows something is coming, but won’t tell commander what and it’s almost like even he doesn’t know, or that it’s just an inkling. He doesn’t listen when the commander tries to talk him out of getting Ancora, explaining that there are other ways he merely hangs up
And then the “You don’t see the necessity of my path yet” which tells me that he definitely knows more than he’s letting on, and “you’re results orientated, always have been.” He acts like he’s known us forever, but this is the first time we’ve met him. So either he stalked us since the start or there’s truth to that astral ward theory
personally, I have a feeling the big thing that’s coming that he wants to ascend for is something related to the Seers, maybe the seneschals? If you talk with the Weald Seneschal after the meta it says you wonder what it was like before the seers did whatever they did
I wonder if Vloxx himself will become a seneschal, or - following the theory someone else made about him ascending the commander - try and turn the commander into a seneschal.
I don’t know, Vloxx seems to be really hard to pin down and I think that’s why I like him as an antagonist, his motives aren’t clear yet and that intrigues me. There’s something about it that I can’t place.
also adding on bc I realised while putting the tags in that I didn’t mention this
Each expansion’s name has had some significance to the story. Heart of Thorns? We went into the heart of the jungle to fight the jungle dragon. Path of Fire? We followed Balthazar into the desert and fought him, his whole thing is war and fire. Icebrood saga speaks for itself, it’s about Jormag(and Primordus), Secrets of the obscure? We learnt about the heart of the obscure and the secrets inside. Janthir Wilds? We sure did go to the wilds of Janthir. So.. where does Visions of Eternity tie into this?
Visions can mean a lot of things, sight mostly, but the main meaning that sticks out to me is visions as in glimpses of the future or past, eternity? Ascension sure can make you live for an eternity. So does Vloxx know something about the coming future? Idk Arenanet have always had an interesting way of titling their expacs and I am so curious about what the expac name could mean.
i love the extent to which the VoE story is moved along by the commander just wandering off by themself actually. in many other plotlines, xpacs etc we are being directed by other hero forces who are aiming us at a boss or something. meanwhile in VoE we basically go like "okay im going to go check out the inquest base. goodbye" to canach and he's like ok glhf and there is little to no attempt to tell the rest of the alliance about this. and we do this AGAIN, lest we forget the entire vloxx meeting happens because we literally went in there to get a wrench.
Bet ya ass I turned back around

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My salad boi Loveino, finally back to playing gw2
VoE Spoilers!!!!!
I love how Vloxx 100% knew Sebb was going to die when fighting the Commander. That pause before "Take your time", mans knew exactly what he was doing. Based on Sebb's reputation we know he is a mad scientist freak and probably got to his position through very violent means, but Vloxx still had faith the Commander would win.
It's honestly so fun to have a villain who understands the commanders power/ability, which he uses for his own means. Anet really cooked with the writing for this expac.
Canach: “You’re giving me the silent treatment?”
The Commander: “...”
Canach: “Finally.”
my first thought after the livestream that dropped the icebrood saga trailer
MMHM HMMMHMH YUP!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Otyka’s Journal: By now, we have all heard the voice of Dragon.
“I don’t like that Dragon sounded like someone I know. At first I thought it was a Spirit of the Wild, come to visit me in a dream.”
Keep reading
can you imagine, having the gall
the fucking swagger
to attack the Commander–a person who’s literally beat gods and elder dragons and who’s walked away from death with just another chip on their shoulder
and you, a measly bandit or thief or some other scrub, comes after them when they’re just bumbling along with a glowing sword or sparkling bow strapped to them, and they’re decked in full rainbow armor, and you decide: yes, this is the person I want to try to rob
whenever low tier mobs have abilities that affect movement like chilling or pulling i get so OFFENDED like bitch you think you’re the one who gets to kill me u dont have the RIGHT
Sylvari headcanon
When the secondborn start exploring Tyria and the sylvari become more widely known, a rumor goes around that they can speak to regular plants.
Then Canach gets stopped by a random woman who asks if he could speak to her plants.
Canach, deciding to roll with it for shits and giggles: Yeah, sure.
Woman, gesturing to a dying vegetable garden: Please, kind sir, tell me why my poor plants are dying.
Canach pretends to listen: They’re wailing in agony.
Woman: Oh!
Canach: They plead to me to free them of your iron fist. They demand revolution. I recommend setting them free before they seize the means of your estate.
Logan: Caithe, is it true sylvari can communicate with plants?
Caithe, who was bribed by Rytlock: Indeed, and they’re quite the gossips. The garden in the palace courtyard particularly so.
Logan: What.
Caithe: The things they’ve told me about Queen Jennah. Scandalous.
Logan: WHAT.
Sylvari commander: Ah, yes, the trees told me about you.
Palawa Joko: The trees did what now?
Sylvari commander: They told me you’re a bitch.
There’s a lady in Queensdale, the heart in the apple orchard, that says that some farmers hire sylvari to make them talk to their plants so they grow stronger. So congrats: it’s canon

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Sad-ish thought incoming
Imagine the Commander being so relieved to go to the Dragon Bash Festival and just RELAX. Eat candy, smash pinatas, bet on moas.
But when they arrive they don’t immediately notice the big holographic dragon flying around Hoelbrak. And when they do they instantly flinch and reach for their weapons. It takes them a moment to realize it’s just a hologram. There’s no danger here.
But every time it flies overhead they twitch and keep eyeing it like it might come to life. It makes their skin crawl. They walk with a stiff back until it disappears from their view for a time. They are constantly watching the sky in their peripheral now.
They try to have a good time. And succeed all things considered. They know it’s a hologram. They know it’s harmless and all in good fun.
But it still makes them jump.
HEADCANON ACCEPTED
IF TAIMI CAN MAKE INTER-CONTINENTAL WALKIE-TALKIES SHE SURE AS HELL CAN MAKE SMARTPHONES
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