Price of self-delusion

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

Remember to let something you have no control over ruin your day today

But I can control anything I just need to work harder and be better.

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

yall wont trick me into listening to kpop

This is the best website anyone has ever shared.

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Playground bullies laughing at me saying you don't even get the quiet sadness of mario galaxy

Hang on I need to think of why I am better than you

some of the oldest evidence of winemaking comes from georgia; some of the most ancient wheels come from georgia. it can be said that the first drunk drivers were likely georgian