What are birds? We just don’t know.

I looooove having my hair played with due to my doglike nature but my straight-haired friends do not know how to play nice with my curls :(

couples costume idea: signifier and signified

Microwaving my lunch then going on a walk with my plate to go eat it in a park. Nobody says you arent allowed to do this.

always shoot the messanger #nomessages

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

yeah yeah the paperclip montage, we've all seen it

[ID: a montage of a paper clip in a bunch of different locations around a house. end ID]