a boring reality where there's no angels

did you guys know that google docs has a character limit and you can hit it if you're autistic enough

Wait what's the character limit may I ask

apparently the limit is ~1,513,490 and if you go into a deep enough hyperfixation that nothing else matters but angst fic you can hit it through sheer force of will and lesbians

What if I go past it though?

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

i think its a lil sad how often people will like restrain themselves from exploring new identities and hobbies because they don't want it to be an "embarrassing phase" because honestly i think its way cooler to have a diverse and varied lifestyle that you can look back on and say "omg i used to love doing that!" and apply those skills and interests to something else.

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

I'd bet anything you'd like no one would be complaining about 'historical accuracy' for that version.

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

i'm so hungry. won't someone use !tortellini to feed me delicious pasta

!cursedoak